Why Stay with the Roses at the Rosebud Motel?

There are way too many perks to list and the list is always expanding but the current ones are:

• Complimentary loaner pet beds.
• Complimentary loaner reptile heat lamps.
• Extra wig hooks (Room 3 only.)
• Ceiling leak-shaked rainfall feature above the bed (Room 3 only.)
• Serenades to Tina Turner's "Simply the Best" spontaneously or pre-arranged. Guitar instrumental only.
• "A little bit Alexis" serenade spontaneously. That is, at any time, anywhere, without warning.
• A 20% off code to use at the Rose Apothecary with the phrase "justwriteitoff"

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